Photo: Paramount Pictures
There are some things in life you can’t unsee. Case in point is the trailer for the Sonic the Hedgehog movie. For the love of our childhoods, do we really need to be let down by yet another video game movie adaptation? Especially one from one of our favorite home video games of all-time? There is so much wrong with this trailer that we had to break it down just to consume it.
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Sonic Hedgehog Movie
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What's up with Sonic's teeth?
Why does a hedgehog have human teeth? We haven't seen chompers as scary as this since Rami Malek's Freddy Mercury.
Photo: Paramount Pictures
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Jim Carrey is doing '90s Jim Carrey.
Jim Carrey seems to be channeling his '90s shtick to play the dastardly villain Dr. Ivo “Eggman” Robotnik. Let's just hope his retro take is more Ace Ventura than the Riddler.
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What did Coolio do to deserve this?
For unknown reasons, the trailer about a supersonic hedgehog zipping around collecting rings is backed by Coolio's '90s classic "Gangsta's Paradise," a powerful song about the ills of thug life.
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Someone's getting fired for this.
The budget for this Paramount Pictures monstrosity was $90 million. Oh vey.
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Who OK'd this character design?
Sonic looks more like a Snapchat filter than a live-action version of our beloved Sega video game character.
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Another video game movie stinker.
Stay away from our childhoods, Hollywood.
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James Marsden's agent should be arrested.
James Marsden. Good guy. Bad agent.
