The Big List: First WWE Superstar Comes Out! China Ain’t Lion!

Time to open a zoo, realize you need a lion, find a shaggy dog, cut its hair to make it look lion-ish, attempt to fool people, realize that when the dog barks – which it won’t stop doing – the jig is up, get in trouble and check out these links!

 

Chinese Zoo Disguises Dog As Lion

http://www.shortlist.com/home/chinese-zoo-disguises-dog-as-lion

Fake lions are man’s best friend.

 

Pro Wrestler Darren Young Comes Out, Is WWE’s First Openly Gay Superstar

http://withleather.uproxx.com/2013/08/homophobia-in-wrestling-aint-nobody-got-time-for-that-wwes-darren-young-comes-out

I guess this guy doesn’t count.

 

Why Female Soldiers Were Finally Added To Call Of Duty’s Multiplayer

http://kotaku.com/why-female-soldiers-were-finally-added-to-call-of-duty-1142063196

“Adding female characters would’ve totally… uh, gummed up the engine?”

 

Toronto Man Looks For Weed On Twitter And Police Respond With “Awesome!”

http://www.buzzfeed.com/michaelrusch/toronto-man-looks-for-weed-on-twitter-and-police-respond-wit

New Show Idea: Social Media Cops

 

5 Classic Pop Culture Moments (Actors Made Up On The Fly)

http://www.cracked.com/article_20576_5-classic-pop-culture-moments-actors-made-up-fly.html

It’s called the Vulcan Neck Improv.

 

That’s all for this co-ed multiplayer edition of The Big List.

 

Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!

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