Comic-Con is a congregation of anything and everything us nerds love. It’s also a reason for people to dress up in ridiculous(ly and meticulously detailed) costumes, a practice known outside of Halloween as cosplaying.
As per usual, Comic-Con 2014 was host to an array of outfits, from the ludicrous to the lascivious. Needless to say, we armed ourselves with a camera and trotted through the cramped San Diego Convention Center in order to take some snapshots of the cosplayers in attendance, and I’m here to introduce you to the hottest get-ups we found on the floor.
Related: Tanya Tate’s Do’s and Don’ts of Cosplay
Feast your eyes on them in the image gallery below.
Hottest Cosplayers from Comic-Con 2014 (2)
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Hottest Cosplayers from Comic-Con 2014 (2) #1
I'm not sure what a Poro is, but I'd feed this lady a fine meal at a 4-star restaurant.
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Hottest Cosplayers from Comic-Con 2014 (2) #2
Sheepskin Harley Quinn and burlesque Catwoman. This is a fantasy of mine that I did not know existed until this very moment.
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Hottest Cosplayers from Comic-Con 2014 (2) #3
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Fiiiiiine (I am so, so sorry.)
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Hottest Cosplayers from Comic-Con 2014 (2) #4
There was no one at Comic-Con who was hotter than whoever was trapped in this huge Care Bear outfit.
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Hottest Cosplayers from Comic-Con 2014 (2) #5
NOPE.
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Hottest Cosplayers from Comic-Con 2014 (2) #6
Oh, nerds; why did you get so annoyed about female Thor?
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Hottest Cosplayers from Comic-Con 2014 (2) #7
Something something innuendo about her giant hammer something something.
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Hottest Cosplayers from Comic-Con 2014 (2) #8
This image is completely unrelated to the rest of this gallery, but I included it because of the considerable lack of effort put into that Mario outfit. Grey shirt? Sneakers? What is this, amateur hour? Go back to the Mushroom Kingdom, guy.
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Hottest Cosplayers from Comic-Con 2014 (2) #9
Something something innuendo about her tiny gun something something.
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Hottest Cosplayers from Comic-Con 2014 (2) #10
Here's one for the ladies. Men: give up now. This guy's wearing a Jawa on his dick.
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Hottest Cosplayers from Comic-Con 2014 (2) #11
Latex: Sexy. Impractical.
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Hottest Cosplayers from Comic-Con 2014 (2) #12
This girl could kick my ass.
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Hottest Cosplayers from Comic-Con 2014 (2) #13
This one could, too.
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Hottest Cosplayers from Comic-Con 2014 (2) #14
This is essentially streaking.
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Hottest Cosplayers from Comic-Con 2014 (2) #15
All attractive ladies, but if we're being honest with ourselves only one of them actually made an effort with their "costume" here. Fighting crime in hotpants would be a nightmare, and would probably lead to no small degree of chafing.
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Hottest Cosplayers from Comic-Con 2014 (2) #16
Hey gurl, you free this weekend? I was thinkin' we could have a bite to eat in the Cantina. Ask Jabba if you can finish work early.
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Hottest Cosplayers from Comic-Con 2014 (2) #17
Another one for the ladies. There are innumerable things this guy could do with those hands, and all of them would lead to his partner not being able to sit down for a month.
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Hottest Cosplayers from Comic-Con 2014 (2) #18
Their midi-chlorian levels are through the roof.
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Hottest Cosplayers from Comic-Con 2014 (2) #19
OH GOD IT'S BACK.
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Hottest Cosplayers from Comic-Con 2014 (2) #20
We're not sure how Princess Leia found herself inhabiting the same world as Poison Ivy and Catwoman, but we do know that all of our teenage dreams have come true. By the look of Han Solo's face, the same goes for him, too.
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Hottest Cosplayers from Comic-Con 2014 (2) #21
Because no one is hotter than Jesus. Except for maybe The Beatles.
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Hottest Cosplayers from Comic-Con 2014 (2) #22
Cute Lara Croft is better than polygonal breasted Lara Croft.
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Hottest Cosplayers from Comic-Con 2014 (2) #23
Another one for the laydeez. Jon Snow doesn't know a whole lot, apparently, but he does know how to pull off a smoldering stare.
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Hottest Cosplayers from Comic-Con 2014 (2) #24
Sure, she's beautiful, but I have enough of a hard time impressing my girlfriend's parents. Trying to get on the good side of a fire-breathing dragon would be a hurdle I just don't know whether I could be bothered to overcome.
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Hottest Cosplayers from Comic-Con 2014 (2) #25
Soooo are we just going to ignore that roll of toilet paper by her foot?
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Hottest Cosplayers from Comic-Con 2014 (2) #26
The two things I love in life: beautiful women and needlessly ostentatious book covers.
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Hottest Cosplayers from Comic-Con 2014 (2) #27
Oh Fairy Godmother, if you could grant me but one wish it would be to spend a few more moments admiring your smile. And bigger muscles, too. Yeah, I'd like bigger muscles.
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Hottest Cosplayers from Comic-Con 2014 (2) #28
I'd be her Louis Lane.
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Hottest Cosplayers from Comic-Con 2014 (2) #29
We caught this Poison Ivy while she was blinking, which is a good thing because it's said that if you stare into her eyes you can't help but fall in love. Phew. We dodged a bullet there.
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Hottest Cosplayers from Comic-Con 2014 (2) #30
When my first thought about this photo was "those heels do not go with that outfit," I became aware that I'd been staring at cosplayers for too long today.
