So Kanye changed the title of his new album, and everybody lost their shit. But none moreso than Wiz Khalifa, who threw some barbs Ye’s way upon hearing the news, only to be misinterpreted by West – at which point Kanye unleashed an ungodly storm of hellfire upon him, even dragging their mutual ex Amber Rose into the fray in a vicious manner.
Here’s where things get… sticky.
Amber’s response:
Awww @kanyewest are u mad I’m not around to play in ur asshole anymore? #FingersInTheBootyAssBitch☝
— Amber Rose (@DaRealAmberRose) January 27, 2016
Kanye replied with a need to set the record straight:
Exes can be mad but just know I never let them play with my ass… I don’t do that… I stay away from that area all together
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) January 29, 2016
So now you’re caught up on the pretext. It aint pretty, and the homophobic implications surrounding the stigma of butt play in the context of such a conversation doesn’t lend itself to a positive social environment. To be clear, whatever two consenting people do for pleasure within their own spectrum of desire is entirely their business, and judging someone for experiencing their own sexual freedom is pathetic and juvenile. But as you can see from today’s top-trending #KanyeAnalPlaylist, there is an angle of hilarity to be found once pop culture gets ahold of a concept, for better or worse.
And if anyone is deserving of an ego-dismantling shitstorm of jokes made at his expense, it’s Kanye West – the only man on Earth whose ego could smother Donald Trump.
The blastoff:
“How Deep Is Your Love” #KanyeAnalPlaylist pic.twitter.com/K0TVYqm2Yv
— TorontoRaveCommunity (@TorontoRC) January 29, 2016
Backstreet boys – I want it that way Deep Purple – Knocking at your back door Salt n Peppa – push it #KanyeAnalPlaylist
— dro (@DokterDro) January 29, 2016
When you see you are trending but notice the hastag #KanyeAnalPlaylist pic.twitter.com/CBay7wz34X
— Babz (@Babiijc) January 29, 2016
#KanyeAnalPlaylist trending… pic.twitter.com/HI0J2Z95FX
— Courtney Finnicum (@courtney883) January 29, 2016
I Want It That Way – Backstreet Boys #KanyeAnalPlaylist pic.twitter.com/tapvsVmXPw
— ✨ Lykke ✨ (@lykke_13) January 29, 2016
#KanyeAnalPlaylist Go Deep- Janet Jackson pic.twitter.com/zpSJWMgr7V
— Sway (@huvids) January 29, 2016
#KanyeAnalPlaylist How deep is your love pic.twitter.com/AYlDBlyLI2
— Kanye Reactions (@KanyeReactionss) January 29, 2016
Enema of the State – Blink 182 #KanyeAnalPlaylist pic.twitter.com/QEXfJbOo2e
— Tim Mathis (@timmathiscomedy) January 29, 2016
"Now I ain't sayin' she a Hole Digger…" #KanyeAnalPlaylist pic.twitter.com/UEu1HppPLI
— DARRION (@DarrionAF) January 29, 2016
Alright, I see Twitter is going to be chill deficient today as usual, huh? #KanyeAnalPlaylist pic.twitter.com/EGhWYAyV4A
— Rory Gage (@BlerdyBoop) January 29, 2016
I'm not touching this one… #KanyeAnalPlaylist pic.twitter.com/27EfziBMC4
— Alex Guibord 亞力山大基博 (@AlexGuibord) January 29, 2016
Five minutes into #Kanyeanalplaylist and chill and he give you this look pic.twitter.com/uUyS6shhGc
— Comedy Central UK (@ComedyCentralUK) January 29, 2016
Started from the bottom now we’re here pic.twitter.com/hriewsWZtb
— Johnny Firecloud (@JohnnyFirecloud) January 29, 2016