Dude Claims He Burned His Penis Making Love to Domino’s Pizza

And there weren’t even any jalapeños on it.

A Domino’s Pizza customer in the UK took to Twitter on Monday to tell the world he had severely burned his man meat while he was plowing one of their pizzas.:

Even crazier than that post is the fact that Domino’s actually responded to the tweet:



@LAD_VIGO continued his charade by suggesting Domino’s should have warnings on their boxes about the dangers of having sex with their pizzas. Again, Domino’s responded in a professional matter, saying they would “look for a way to notify customers of this in the future.”

But @LAD_VIGO wasn’t done having fun just yet, and sent two more tweets to the pizza maker:



Both tweets again drew responses from Domino’s, and then that was the end of it. It must have been time for @LAD_VIGO to sign off and head upstairs to finish his chores.

(via UPI)

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