To say that attacking a man for burping and not saying “excuse me” is a bit of an overreaction is a bigger understatement than saying I would like to hold Kate Upton‘s hand.
But according to UPI, that is exactly what happened recently at a South Carolina Taco Bell.
Local authorities say a 20-year-old man was dining at the Bell with a friend, but didn’t say whether or not they were stoned. And when the man burped, it pissed off another customer something fierce, as in a “bust a chair over him and choke him” kind of fierce.
When a Taco Bell employee intervened, the attacker left and fled the scene in a white truck, as you would expect a guy who attacks another guy at Taco Bell would do. As of right now, police have not made an arrest and have zero suspects in what is probably the worst Taco Bell run of all time.
The best part of the story? UPI had the stones to call Taco Bell a restaurant.
Good thing this guy wasn’t at Subway when this happened: Subway Sandwich Artist Used Oven to Dry Her Socks
