Some men were put on this planet to play the hell out of the piano, while others were born to be the best damn lawyer money can buy.
But according to Huffington Post, it seems that a New Jersey man was put on this Earth to do one thing, and unfortunately for him, he’s terrible at it.
Police say 40-year-old Christopher Miller had recently finished a 15-year stint in the clink for robbing a the Stride Rite shoe store in Toms River in 1999. But after being released and tasting freedom for a little more than 24 hours, Miller hopped on a bus from Atlantic City, went back to the same store and robbed it again.
After ganking $389 and a couple cell phones, Miller fled the store on foot. Police caught up with him a few blocks away and put him back behind bars where he’s being held on $100,000 bond. Police didn’t say whether or not he would have gotten away if he would have stolen a new set of sneakers instead.
If he still has the $389 in his pocket, that means he’s just $99,611 away from freedom. If he does manage to post bail, we’ll give the authorities one guess as to where they can find him.
If you think this guy has problems, wait until you read this: New Mexico Woman Arrested For Beating Her Mom With a Vibrator
