If you’ve ever wondered what crack-smoking hillbillies in Florida do when the crack runs out, I guess the answer is fight with dangerous weapons.
According to NBC Miami, a crack-smoking sesh between two neighbors in Key Largo last Wednesday ended with one neighbor swinging a machete at the other.
Christopher Stevens (right) and his wife told authorities they were just “drinking beer and smoking crack” with Antonio Motes-Diaz (left) when he lost his shit and began swinging a machete at them. Motes-Diaz, however, told police that the couple became enraged when he ran out of crack, spitting on him and attacking him, and that’s when he grabbed a baseball bat and machete to protect himself.
In the end, police arrested both men. The 53-year-old Motes-Diaz was charged with aggravated assault, while the 26-year-old Stevens was booked for possessing drugs without a prescription after cops found a generic form of Xanax at his joint.
It’s surprising that nobody was injured during the crack-induced machete-swinging incident. Even more surprising? You guessed it: nobody was arrested or charged with possessing and admitting to smoking crack.
And really, that should illustrate just how bad things have gotten in Florida.
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