Here’s a great story to file away for the next time your girlfriend calls you a moron.
According to UPI, Gregory Horner of Vienna, West Virginia recently found a way to get arrested three times in one day on three different charges.
Horner’s first arrest came as a result of the fake prescription he used to get his hands on some Xanax on Monday night. Apparently, you can’t do that in West Virginia either.
Well, since it worked so well that time, Horner decided to give it a go again the next morning. But police were already on the scene interviewing the pharmacists about the bogus order, and they arrested him for forging the prescription.
After posting bond, Horner returned to his house. Several hours later, the police were also there, arresting him for domestic battery after he and his wife had it out with each other something fierce. The dispute was apparently severe enough to warrant Horner’s wife getting a protective order against him.
He again posted bond and returned home, a decision that violated the protective order and landed him in the back of a squad car yet again. It was his third arrest in seven hours, and he was sentenced to a mandatory ten days in the clink.
That’s really a damn shame, because we think Horner had it in him to get as high as a baker’s dozen.
If Horner can read, this could prove to be useful: How to Survive Being Arrested
