Here’s a pop quiz. The man in this photo was …
a) confused because he thought daylight saving time was in June;
b) just asking the woman filming him if she’s the person who let one rip;
c) busted masturbating on a Philadelphia bus last Friday.
According to Huffington Post, the correct answer is “c.”
A Temple University doctoral student riding a SEPTA bus next to a man punching his clown last Friday posted a video of it to LiveLeak, and it shouldn’t take a Ph.D. to figure out that it’s NSFW.
In the video, the unidentified student asks the perv, “Are you really going to keep doing that?” She then announces what is going on to other people riding the bus, one of whom asks somebody to hold her baby because she is “about to go off.”
The man’s defense? You guessed it: He thought the student should have just told him to stop doing it, which of course warranted the response, “Does someone need to tell you not to touch yourself in public on a bus?”
The man got off at the next stop, and by that we mean he just stepped off the bus.
At least Kellen Winslow did it in his own vehicle: Woman Says She Saw Kellen Winslow Jr. Masturbating in a Target Parking Lot
