Let’s be honest: If it would have been a sixer of Blue Moon, then it might have been an emergency.
According to WPBF, a man in West Palm Beach called 911 seven times during a span of four hours on Sunday night to report that his wife had “thrown out his beer.”
After Bueno Mir made his first “emergency” call, responding officers instructed him that his wife throwing out his beer was not an emergency and advised him not to call 911 again unless he had an actual emergency.
That didn’t stop Mir from making another call shortly thereafter and five more after that. He became uncooperative and began yelling that a woman outside had “broken into two of his beers.”
Officers finally had enough and arrested Mir on charges of misuse of the 911 emergency system for making a false alarm or complaint or reporting false information.
It’s unknown what kind of beer Mir’s wife allegedly broke into, but this sounds like either a Natty Light or Red Dog kind of story.
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