I’ve never been to India, so I’m not very familiar with their customs and culture. But I’d venture a guess that in any country on this planet, she overreacted.
According to Death and Taxes, a woman in the Madhya Pradesh district of India bit off her husband’s testicles after he decided to make breakfast for himself last month.
Jitendra Patel asked his wife Uma to make him breakfast on May 5. When she refused, he entered the kitchen and began making it himself. An argument ensued, and when the dust had finally settled, Jitendra was nutless.
While he managed to escape and report the ball-biting to police, Jitendra initially refused to go to the hospital because of the public humiliation that would follow. When the remnants of his beanbag became infected, a “friend” told him to treat it with local herbs. The herbs caused swelling and a puss-filled formation began to grow.
Jitendra finally went to the hospital for help but only after a local woman told Jitendra that women have venomous teeth and the venom would spread all over his body. He underwent surgery last week, but there were no updates on the condition of his stones.
His wife will likely be charged with attempted murder. If she is sent to prison, we’ll assume that any male prisoners at the same facility will leave her alone.
Here’s an article about a man’s junk that is just a tad funnier: The Life of a Man’s Penis Has Ups and Downs
