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They say the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again but expecting different results, yet it’s hard to say who is more insane in this case – the guy who keeps plowing rubber pool floats and rafts, or the justice system that continues to allow him to do so.
According to the Journal-News, Edwin Tobergta was arrested for the ninth time Wednesday morning after a passerby traveling along a state highway witnessed him having simulated sex with a pink life raft while he was butt naked.
Tobergta was released from prison on May 17 and placed on five years parole after a 2013 arrest for pretty much the same thing. Except that time he humped a rubber pool float in front of 10-year-old girl who was trying to enjoy her new swimming pool.
In 2011, Tobergta was arrested for going to town on a pink inflatable swimming pool raft, and in 2008, he was arrested for public indecency after “standing naked in neighbor’s yard and engaging in sexual activity.”
Let’s be honest. If the state isn’t going to get this guy help, then maybe the best thing to do is dress him up like a pink swimming pool raft and send him to prison for ten years. Maybe then he’d realize why humping a pool raft is something that is frowned upon.
