18 Photos of Things That Look Like a Penis

July 30, 2014

For every accidental vagina out there in the world, there are at least two accidental penises. It’s just that, well, their shape makes them much easier to find. I think we can all agree on that. Here are 18 photos of things that look like a dick.

Matt Branham is the Editor-in-Chief at Mandatory. A Los Angeles-based author, originally from Illinois. A man of metaphors, challenging the norm and going against everything you believe, one of Mandatory's original writers. Whether music or movies, TV or taboo, he's always writing, mostly in alliterations. His latest book "Stop the World! I Wanna Get Off" was released in 2016, following "Feeling Out of Shorts." Stick around for more from this big hat wearing, topsy turvy troubadour.