Purchasing condoms or sex enhancers can be embarrassing, but it’s not as bad as getting arrested for stealing them.
According to The Smoking Gun, a 23-year-old woman and 20-year-old man decided to hit up a Cleveland area Walmart last Wednesday for a 1:45 a.m. shopping sesh. But instead of leaving for home when they were finished, the couple left in handcuffs for allegedly stealing just over thirty bucks worth of sexual pleasure aids.
A Walmart security guard witnessed Kia Porter (pictured) and Geoffrey Greene “conceal four boxes of sexual pleasure aids into Porter’s purse.” When he confronted the couple, Porter became “verbally combative” and refused to cooperate.
But once the local police arrived on the scene, Porter began singing a different tune. When officers looked inside her purse, they found two Trojan Intense Pleasure Vibrating Rings and two LifeStyles His and Hers Pleasure Massagers with a combined value of $30.52.
The two were arrested for misdemeanor theft and are set to appear in court on September 11.
No word on whether or not the couple still went home to bang one out after they were released.
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