Greeting card writers have lots of accountability; imagine spending eight hours a day putting to words the emotions, hopes and dreams of the human race – the innermost thoughts and wishes they can’t actually express themselves – in the space of a tweet, and paired with stock art! Unnerving.
As such, it’s only fitting that we take a day each year to recognize their hard work, and need for affection, on National Hug a Greeting Card Writer Day this week. That said, we’d be remiss not to call into question the authors of the Hallmark fails below.
A compliment means so much more when it comes from a Dachshund sitting in a suggestive way on the lap of a hunky male model.
Let’s be real: All babies look the same anyway.
Dad, I can explain. But let me do it in a cheerful, painless way by giving you this colorful Easter-themed greeting card that I may or may not have purchased after eating a questionable brownie.
You should always ask first. It’s the polite thing to do.
Cat moms need to feel loved on Mother’s Day, too-even if they have to buy this card themselves.
Maybe this was done on purpose, since teachers love to correct spelling mistakes.
Finally, a greeting card for pedophiles!
Confession: It wasn’t her gorgeous smile that won you over.
