When Aladdin stole bread, we all found it endearing. But that was only because the bread didn’t belong to us. If that bread did happen to be ours, we would’ve been just as pissed off as all of those scimitar-carrying guards. Unfortunately, we aren’t allowed to chase thieves through the streets while waving giant curved swords at them and threatening death if an item isn’t returned. When something is stolen from us, the best way to deal with it is by posting a hilarious note to the asshole responsible for all the world to see with hopes that it will tear them up inside eventually forcing them to give it back out of pure guilt. That never actually happens, but the notes are still enjoyable for the rest of us.
