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After losing your phone and not having any Wi-Fi, getting old is probably the scariest thing that can happen to anyone, but for one old man in Philadelphia, his urge to continue to have fun has cost him his shelter.
The unidentified 70-year-old man (not pictured above, but you gotta admit, that’s a pretty sweet photo of an old man partying with young women) paid his prostitutes with profits that he made from selling alcohol to fellow residents, so already he’s the grandpa we wish we had. The chief financial officer for Montgomery County said that the man would go on booze runs for his friends because he was the most mobile of the bunch.
Unfortunately, the old man was kicked out of the home when authorities found a prostitute that he had been hiding under his bed, because apparently when you are old and gray you are not allowed to drink or have sex. People prefer that you just sit back and eat apple sauce while watching reruns of “Mash” until you expire.
If a monthly visit from your grand kids and senior citizen discounts is all one has to look forward to when they are old, then kudos to this guy for realizing those two things are awful and hanging with prostitutes is better.
Via Unilad
