This Guy Created A Dating Profile Using Google Autocomplete, And It’s Not Bad

By Cory Dudak

OK, so it’s not great either, but it gets the job done. At the very least, this dating profile composed by Twitter user @TechnicallyRon using Google’s autocorrect function casts a wide net, and is still way less creepy than anything you’ll see on a Russian dating site. Plus, he was born in the dark and is looking for someone with two thumbs, ladies. What more could you ask for in a man?



On second thought, after reading that flat Earth part, it’s entirely possible this whole thing was actually written by Tila Tequila.

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Cory Dudak
Cory Dudak

If you couldn't tell by his photo, dignity flew out the window long ago for Cory. But that just means that nothing is off limits, making him the perfect fit to write for Mandatory. Hobbies include: eating pizza, thinking about going for a jog today, writing memes that no one finds funny, and wondering what life would be like if he'd actually put forth the effort to make something of it 10 years ago. He also owns two other hats (not pictured).

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