But we’re pretty sure in prison he won’t be the one making that call.
According to The Smoking Gun, a 23-year-old Oklahoma man was arrested by Tulsa police Saturday night for possession of marijuana with intent to distribute, contributing to the delinquency of a minor and possession of drug paraphernalia.
But it’s not the list of weed and delinquency charges that makes Vaughn Tucker’s arrest newsworthy. I mean, hell, even my grandma has been busted doing most of that shit.
No, it’s the fact that he was booked into the Tulsa County Jail while wearing a shirt that read “I Would Cuddle You So Hard” that is bringing Tucker some national fame.
Oklahoma Man Arrested Wearing ‘I Would Cuddle You So Hard’ Shirt
Luckily for Tucker, he only spent several hours in the clink before posting bail Sunday morning. Still, that was plenty of time to cuddle, although whether he had a choice in the matter is something we may never know.
