When I was in the fourth grade, I got my head stuck in one of the fences at Six Flags Great America. My friend’s parents were literally getting butter from a nearby concession stand to help me get out when I was finally able to push my big ears in enough to pry myself loose. What a relief. And that, my friends, was the greatest achievement of my life…until I put together this collection of funnies. So I think it’s right about the time all you men and women enjoy my finest work. Trust me, I’m pretty proud of this collection right here, so I hope that you really are entertained by this.
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And speaking or farts: Scientists Say That Uranus Does In Fact Smell Like Farts
Don’t eat the devil’s corn, instead give this a look: Man Becomes Water Park God After Walking On Water
