This Sums Up Dogs Perfectly

By Cory Dudak

As someone who lives with a dog, I’ve always taken comfort in knowing that if an intruder does try to break into my place, I’ll at least get a slight heads up in the form of loud, incessant barking. But lately, something has come to my attention that’s left me questioning everything.

Let that be a lesson to you: Never break and enter on an empty stomach.

(via Reddit)

Related: The 12 Worst Things No One Tells You About Having A Dog

Cory Dudak
Cory Dudak

If you couldn't tell by his photo, dignity flew out the window long ago for Cory. But that just means that nothing is off limits, making him the perfect fit to write for Mandatory. Hobbies include: eating pizza, thinking about going for a jog today, writing memes that no one finds funny, and wondering what life would be like if he'd actually put forth the effort to make something of it 10 years ago. He also owns two other hats (not pictured).

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