If I had a dollar for every dumb joke I bestowed upon my wife that she rolled her eyes at, I’d have enough money to quit writing these articles and go live on a boat in the Bahamas. Unfortunately, I don’t get paid for my dumb husband jokes, but the guy below should. According to the redditor, his wife works in a pharmacy and he decided to have a little fun with the prescription instructions labels:

I am shocked, but not appalled, by this. (via Imgur)
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