This Week's 20 Funniest Tweets

Another week, another batch of the most hilarious tweets, compiled just for you. Be sure to follow these guys and gals, and check back here every week for more jokes you can tell your friends and pretend you came up with them. They’ll think you’re hilarious, but inside you’ll be cold and dead.

Follow @robfee on Twitter.

i want to DIE

D- do better in life

I- improve my mental health

E- emotionally connect w other humans

— J. Jennifer Espinoza (@sadqueer4life) June 24, 2016

5 minutes into toy story n chill and I already have a friend in me

— ded (@shitfrig) June 23, 2016

In New York City, these are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories. pic.twitter.com/X492tYEsLC

— sophie (@_sophocles_) August 8, 2015

..let me introduce my landlord, and fathers wife, Gale.

Gale: IM YOUR MOTHER

mothers don’t charge basement rent, Gale.

— Ceej (@ceejoyner) June 25, 2016

I got drunk and apparently tried to get everyone smile for this picture last night at cvs pic.twitter.com/oMPoq9nuDE

— Seth (@BrokenZoetrope) June 12, 2016

When u r drunk and Landslide comes on pic.twitter.com/63FB4IZZug

— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) June 20, 2016

*whispers during sex* do u think i’m a loser?

— melissa broder (@melissabroder) June 26, 2016

i paid for in-flight wifi so i could tweet this immediately pic.twitter.com/nnwpcyYC8V

— David Farrier (@davidfarrier) June 23, 2016

All I’m saying is that if Trump were really a friend of the gays, one of us would have fixed his wig and makeup by now.

— Rikus (@HeyRikus) June 21, 2016

Drake looking like a nail salon manager. pic.twitter.com/pSzzN39B5l

— 10k (@soundtracktoKy) June 17, 2016

I just saw like 10 tweets on my TL talkin bout “wow its July” , fuck you thought came after June ? June jr ?!?

— S A D D I (@Meir_55st) July 5, 2012

there were some who said 12 sons were too many pic.twitter.com/2ou2qfDoYN

— dan chamberlain (@amfmpm) June 21, 2016

When you’re at a party and there’s a lull in conversation, a fun thing to say is, “I’m not doing well.”

— Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) June 26, 2016

I have a new business partner pic.twitter.com/xmDiIeC85H

— Fedora Papí (@sam_reginald) June 21, 2016

Stop editing yall pics. What if you go missing? How you expect us to find you if you look like Beyonce on Twitter & Chief Keef in person.

— 布列塔尼. (@iBeezBrazilian) August 25, 2012

Warped Tour Day 1: I can’t wait to do yoga every night with old friends

Warped Tour Day 9: maybe the fiddle player from yellowcard has coke

— keith buckley (@deathoftheparty) June 24, 2016

StupidMillenial: buhh i’m tired after making Lattes at STARBUCKS

Wisebabyboomer: i’ve worked 376,235 consecutive hours atthe racism factory

— miss susie (@couchdefiler) June 17, 2016