They Don’t Get Much Worse Than These Dumb Customers

September 21, 2016

Customer service jobs can be quite grueling, particularly when the average customer is a complete numbskull. The following comments from dumb customers, if they are indeed real, will absolutely astonish you with their stupidity. This is what Whisper was made for, people.

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h/t Izismile

If you couldn't tell by his photo, dignity flew out the window long ago for Cory. But that just means that nothing is off limits, making him the perfect fit to write for Mandatory. Hobbies include: eating pizza, thinking about going for a jog today, writing memes that no one finds funny, and wondering what life would be like if he'd actually put forth the effort to make something of it 10 years ago. He also owns two other hats (not pictured).