It’s hard for someone who hasn’t served in the military to empathize with those who have. There are a number of significant ways in which their day to day lives differ from the average businessman’s (like not everyone can do their brutal training regiments) Fortunately, this handy military to business translations guide will make understanding what is being screamed at you a little clearer. You might still end up crying, but that’s because you are a weak, pathetic little girly man. See, you start to pick up on the lingo pretty quick!
The Military to Business Translations Guide
And yet cats still hate our military.
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Military To Business Translations
Sometimes a collection of military to business translations is all it takes to make it in the corporate world. Here's hoping, at least.
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So Insightful
That's not very PC of you. -
Debbie Downer
At least you're honest, but maybe take it down a notch. -
Try Harder
Either way you look at it, Jim's an idiot. -
Touchy Subject
It's hard to tell someone they suck...Well, for some people anyways. -
Dammit, Mark
Seriously, he's the freaking worst. -
Undivided
You know what? The military method might work better here. -
You Lost Me
Seriously, these two don't seem remotely related. -
No Buts About It
You're welcome? -
High/Low Expectations
Ugh, discuss? I'll just take the verbal beatdown. -
Overstepped
It's best to just speak when spoken to.
