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Funny Tweets 10-21-16:
“The iPhone doesn’t have a headphone jack but the Galaxy literally explodes” is a perfect metaphor for this election.
— Josh Marvine (@JoshMarvine) September 13, 2016
anxiety got me approaching relationships like pic.twitter.com/DOXG9qB8us
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) October 12, 2016
My cat learned he could scoop up food with his cone and stole my damn taco when I wasn’t looking pic.twitter.com/R75ZNR8QE0
— ghost mom (@radtoria) October 8, 2016
Smokey the University of Tennessee mascot looks like he just got rescued from a burning building and is now watching it burn to the ground. pic.twitter.com/YSIS0fDlWv
— Dumb Idiot Riley Fox (@riley_fox) October 1, 2016
CAN YOU JUST LET ME HAVE THIS ONE THING pic.twitter.com/cVDQgKVkxT
— Spooky Derek™ (@ProdigyNelson) October 13, 2016
German is such an efficient language pic.twitter.com/mcZRchXb76
— Ryan Broderick (@broderick) October 14, 2016
RT if we should all beat Russell’s ass pic.twitter.com/s1vL2u98kg
— daysean (@LudacrisAfro) October 14, 2016
MY PARENTS ARE AT DISNEYLAND AND JUST SENT ME THIS pic.twitter.com/s0XdI4GQFf
— cutie chaser (@cutiechaser_) October 14, 2016
BREAKING: Wow. I don’t say this very often, but this is a game-changer. #Wikileaks pic.twitter.com/YegAxWOLWZ
— James Poniewozik (@poniewozik) October 15, 2016
The whole internet loves Milkshake Duck, a lovely duck that drinks milkshakes! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the duck is racist
— Pixelated Boat (@pixelatedboat) June 12, 2016
I think…wait, hold on. I think I’m- hold on one sec. Wait. One more sec. Ok. Yeah. Yep. Yes. I’m completely fucking over Ken Bone.
— Sal Vulcano (@SalVulcano) October 14, 2016
Today is the proudest day of my life. I successfully took a picture of me high fiving myself pic.twitter.com/tCZ53T5JSx
— Seth Schneider (@TOSUBUCK) October 8, 2016
When you screenshot then send it back to the same person pic.twitter.com/cPyt0ZY18m
— Hugo (@HugoRivera___) October 3, 2016
— Mark (@tole_cover) October 7, 2016
Her: “Come thru”
Me:”Bitch a hurricane about to hit ”
Her: “my parents already evacuated, im home alone” pic.twitter.com/T4Wer6nnnD— ɢʟᴏᴄᴋᴛᴏʙᴇʀ (@JamalMeMaybee) October 7, 2016
whitney is my bank account, oprah is drunk me pic.twitter.com/PZlfDWqyGs
— a child called clit (@ineedahitta) September 20, 2016
When I get a ton of compliments on a bomb ass selfie knowin damn well I smell like a hamster pic.twitter.com/SXrcI0M6L1
— Marcella Arguello (@marcellacomedy) October 8, 2016
Donald Trump: I’m running for president!
Donald Trump’s past: pic.twitter.com/ouGmvJLZIO
— Sam Stryker (@sbstryker) October 8, 2016
Apparently I was arrested to dressing like a clown. https://t.co/GXedrPMwLg
— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) October 4, 2016
When I’m broke but I go out anyways pic.twitter.com/ldTHoAni72
— Lets Be Real (@iadorewomen_) October 5, 2016
