Another month down the drain, and what do we have to show for it? We saw a woman fart in a dude’s face on national television, a golfer kill a duck with an amazing tee shot, and this female football player go full on motorboat with one of her “biggest” fans. Eh, I suppose less could have been accomplished in 30 days time. Plus, there’s still one more day to go, so round it out the right way by laughing your butts off at some hilarious yucks from around the internet. It’s what I do on a daily basis, and I’m not brain-dead at all. It’s what I do on a daily basis, and I’m not brain-dead at all.
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That must be for this little one’s parents: 7-Year-Old Girl Opens Nintendo Wii Game ‘Splatoon’ But Finds Porn DVD Instead
Two morons are always better than one: Idiots Stupidly Climbed The Golden Gate Bridge And Filmed It All
