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Ever wanted to know what it feels like to be high on ecstasy but, I don’t know, still avoid the risk of losing your mind, or your job? No worry, no fear! Coco Loco is here!
The “crazy chocolate” is a new, teen trend that is allegedly sweeping across the country. And you’re going to love this — it’s a snort-able powder, that’s legal!
The creator says it’s chocolate mixed with “other things” that creates a “crazy effect.” The report below says it can “create an elevated mood and a state of euphoria similar to the feeling of ecstasy.”
Um. Yeah.
You’re basically snorting a chocolate energy drink.
And who says millennials aren’t dumb?
WATCH: Could your kids really be snorting chocolate? Health concerns over new product called Coco Loko: https://t.co/jGJ0mfxdGD pic.twitter.com/7wMAbtVLxU
— Good Morning America (@GMA) July 6, 2017
Just imagine if Doc and Marty flew two more years into the future and heard “chocolate snorting craze.” We would have a different movie, folks.
So hey, snorting this crazy chocolate is legal. But is it safe? No one knows! People seem to still be on board.
I want to do this at a race start line just to see the reactions. https://t.co/X4PoSfl2sj
— Jennifer (@runlikeagrrl) July 5, 2017
Snorting is the new black. https://t.co/EpcRkUdFSa
— Jack Shell (@JackShellRadio) July 5, 2017
“At first, I was like, ‘Is this a hoax?, and then I tried it and it was like, okay, this is the future right here.” https://t.co/15j0BGzyUQ
— Colin George (@Colbear) July 6, 2017
You can argue it’s all natural. But so is cocaine and marijuana … and alcohol.
If you’re a gamblin’ man, I’d say go for the snort-able coco loco. Me? I’m sticking with good ol’ fashioned cherry coke.
But there’s still this: Over 16 Million American Adults Think Chocolate Milk Comes From Brown Cows
Josh Helmuth is the editor of Crave Sports and a contributor to Mandatory.
