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Now that getting stoned is becoming more mainstream, you may want to take your man den to the next level. The smoke sesh level. But until weed is legalized, your smoke sesh may need to happen on the down-low. So setting up a state-of-the-art smoking lounge inside your man cave is the best option.
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This way you can get ripped without having to worry about the cops (unless you eat an edible and convince yourself the cops are on the way). The perfect smoking lounge is part man cave, part stoners delight, and totally entertaining. So stock up on these weediculous essentials for a Mandatory-approved man den just in time for 420.
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Which of these items would be on your smoke lounge wish list? Let us know in the comments!
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Sobro's Refrigerator Coffee Table With Bluetooth Speaker
A coffee table that's a fridge, a storage unit, and a Bluetooth speaker...where do we sign up? This must-have item turns any kickback into a chill-ass party. You'll never need to get up and grab snacks or drinks because everything will be within arm's reach. Not only that, this bad boy is also a Bluetooth speaker that comes with a USB charging port that will change the way you deal with couch lock. Forever.
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'The Scratch And Sniff Book Of Weed'
Every nice coffee table should have a relevant book adorning it. The Scratch And Sniff Book Of Weed will give anyone something to do when they're so high they can't move. Plus, it'll be a nice pop of color that says, "This is my smoke den and I have nice things," when you're too high to do it yourself.
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Kufox Crystal Ashtray
Every stoner needs a good ashtray for clearing their pipe and stubbing out joints. Kufox's Crystal Ashtray comes in seven colors and is like a far-out prism your friend Derek will stare into for 4 hours when he reaches peak high after doing his first dab.
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Futo Wenge Rolling Tray
Growing up means evolving your style. With this next-level setup, you're going to need to say goodbye to your Raw Rolling Tray gifted to you by your ex.
Instead, opt for a nice masculine rolling tray like this one from Futo Wenge. It's got a compartment for your grinder, as well as unique open corner design. This will make it easy to empty your tray into a container or to refill your stash. Once you use it, you'll never go back to anything else.
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RabbitAir BioGS 2.0 Ultra Quiet HEPA Air Purifier
A good air purifier like the RabbitAir BioGS will ensure you're not stuck in a gross, dingy smoke cave. Since you'll be getting blazed in a confined area, we recommend keeping the air clean and purified. This will ensure your new setup does not smell like Spicoli's bedroom after a couple of months.
On the highest setting, this energy-efficient air purifier will filter all the air in a room up to 550 square feet, making it strong enough for a man, but pH balanced so a woman doesn't make a face when she enters the room.
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Dashbon Flicks Mobile Cordless Boombox Projector
Let's talk entertaining. The perfect man den has a variety of ways to waste time. Since the stoner's preference is typically chilling out and watching videos, Dashbon's Flicks Mobile Cordless Boombox Projector is the optimal way to experience film, TV, and even YouTube videos of people falling.
It connects with streaming media devices like Chromecast, Firestick, and Roku, and seamlessly projects ultra-bright LED images in brilliant 720p HD with state-of-the-art sound thanks to its Bluetooth hi-fi speaker with dual full-range drivers and subwoofer.
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Glow Gear Cosmic Putting Mini Golf Game
If you're serious about hosting, you'll want something to do after you're blasted. You know, if you can still get off the couch. The Glow Gear Cosmix Putting Mini Golf Game is perfect for entertaining friends but also will help you to refine your short game.
However, you don't have to be a golf pro to enjoy transforming your man den into a version of Happy Gilmore's.
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Rack's 7-Foot Convertible Pool/Tennis Table
If you're looking to charge admission to your ultra high-end man cave, Rack's Convertible Pool/Tennis Table will do it. It's the perfect smoke sesh game table that will provide hours of fun (if you can actually get off your ass and focus on hitting balls). Even if you're stuck watching friends play from the couch while you roll the perfect doobie, you'll know you chose wisely by purchasing it.
