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Our favorite TV character in history may have been Alf? Not because he was a funny-looking, clever alien with a sense of humor, but mostly because he liked to eat cats.
Let’s face it. Cats are a-holes. And we have the GIFs to prove it!
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20 GIFs Cats Purrly A-Holes
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Let's start with the fact that they're the most mischievous animal alive. Thanks. The last thing we needed in our kitchen was a cat waterfall.
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Plus, anything that bites a corgi in the rear end has to be evil.
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Sure, they like to have fun, but they also like to steal the spotlight. Of course, you can twerk, too.
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Cats just like to be jerks.
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And they're passive aggressive...proving the point that you don't need the doggy door?
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Step 1: Tell them there's catnip down there. Step 2: Shove. Step 3: It puts the lotion in the basket.
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Think about it. Do you really want an animal capable of tackling your toddler?
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Pretty much anything in your house is a deathtrap with felines around.
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And, unless they involve live rodents or laser pointers, you can't even enjoy your favorite hobbies.
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Sharing is caring? Nope. Not if you have cats.
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And forget about celebrating birthdays.
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"You should get a pet," they said. "It will be fun," they said. "You'll have a friend to play with."
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Then, they just make your life a living hell.
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Even when you're asleep, they're watching you, debating whether or not to snuggle with you or claw your face off. It's always a close call.
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And forget about having another dog in the house. Look at this face. Spawn. Of. Satan.
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And even when it looks like they're playin' games, you know the cat ain't playin'.
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Not even with your baby.
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So go ahead, have a cat, we dare you. Try to keep your house clean.
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Just know that you will no longer be master of your own domain.
