Fireworks on the Fourth of July are as American as apple pie, hot dogs, and third-degree burns. Although, typically backyard barbecues and block parties don’t end with an emergency room visit and a portion of a body part on ice in a cooler. But, for some of the country’s more adventurous (read: inebriated) merrymakers, a solid combination of alcohol-inspired upstaging tends to go south very quickly when gunpowder is involved.
Let’s be honest, we all love a good fail. And why would we deny America what it really wants on its birthday? So, here you go ‘Merica. Enjoy these epic Fourth of July GIF fails!
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Fireworks Fails
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Captain America
Captain America's cousin: Private Jerry 'Merica.
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Guys Are Dumb
You know how this will end.
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Yeah, Great Idea, Bro
When spitting hot fire goes so wrong.
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The Boomerang
You have to have your head on a swivel when you're working with cardboard, fire, and gun powder.
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Have You Noticed A Theme?
Why? Just...why?
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Chemistry Teacher Proves He Should Teach PE
The Breaking Bad outtakes: when drugs and chemistry don't mix.
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8 Dudes + Fireworks = Comedy
The worst part is that all these men seem to be of an age to know better.
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Real Original, Bro
You should see the other guy.
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Oh, Here He Is....
Google search: cheap dentist who takes Amazon Prime membership as payment.
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I Give You The Power Of Light
And then the god of fire took notice of John's ignorance and blasphemy, and decided to make an example out of him.
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This Deserved Another Look
DIY cure for jock itch.
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The Devil's Unicorn
Sounds like some sort of perverted bedroom activity. This equine definitely lights a fire in his partner's ass.