The Internet Had Its Phallic Way With Ivanka Trump Modeling Goya Beans, Hilarious Tweets Ensued

After Goya CEO Robert Unanue revealed himself as a major Trump supporter, eyes and heads started to roll just before the Internet quickly canceled Goya. Just as quick to back anyone who can suck a ripe Trump bean fart, Ivanka Trump took to Twitter to model a can of Goya and show off how much she just suddenly LOVES beans! Of course, this is all anyone needed to crack open Photoshop and do their worst, as only Twitter can do. Hilarious tweets ensue.

Photo: @SsnarkIsMyGame (Twitter)

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https://twitter.com/jumoffit/status/1283221522174418953?s=20

#TrySomethingNew ? pic.twitter.com/DteNjSBrok

— JerriLynn (@Jerri_Lynn25) July 15, 2020

here, I fixed it for you. One with your 'other daddy', one pre plastic, when you still looked human, and one showcasing your special edition "kids in cages" collectibles pic.twitter.com/bP3kpkUe9c

— Rocket J ?? (@Agility_Fan) July 15, 2020

https://twitter.com/ssnarkismygame/status/1283250786810634240?s=20

https://twitter.com/realTrumpClone/status/1283497440658829312

Goya Fuck Yourself Ivanka. pic.twitter.com/UEfbjeJ73n

— ?????? ?????? (@JustinThaler) July 15, 2020

https://twitter.com/ColemanCultur3/status/1283292394025365505?s=20

https://twitter.com/AceAnalyst/status/1283448202885136384?s=20

China grants patent for Ivanka’s latest line of products #Goya pic.twitter.com/42GzIKlhOF

— Mister Race Bannon (@MrRaceBannon) July 15, 2020

Fuck you, Ivanka. Bush’s Orginal Baked Beans are better. Fuck that Goya shit. pic.twitter.com/BKabO65Wbo

— Sam (@sammyclaws12) July 15, 2020

https://twitter.com/MisterXtfr/status/1283363369941073927?s=20

https://twitter.com/saracup/status/1283583803026370560?s=20

It's what's for dinner at the White House…#IvankaGOYA #IvankaBeans pic.twitter.com/gnLxO11pKC

— Maggie McMenamin (@maggiemac123) July 15, 2020

https://twitter.com/ITrulyH8U/status/1283425465823363073?s=20

I had to. pic.twitter.com/aJxblGCHYC

— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) July 15, 2020

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