Wipe that sweat off your brow, we made it through another week of madness. More and more people may be putting Twitter down to escape from the daily doom updates, and in doing so they could be missing out on some of the hilarity that is still out there trying to make the world not seem so glum. Thankfully you have us, and it’s Friday, which means it’s once again time for the funniest tweets of the week! If you were unfortunate to miss our last collection of tweets, not to worry, you poor bastard. We’re here for you if you need us. Now, catch up on all the Twitter insanity here then be sure to follow us on Twitter @Mandatory.
https://twitter.com/Suns/status/1402830178296860685?s=20
if only Colin Kaepernick had jerked off during the National Anthem instead of kneel he might have been given a second chance too https://t.co/vuf0Tk8cBv
— Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) June 10, 2021
My my has the crowd in the palm of his hand. Beer magic…https://t.co/PAiRtuvJfF
— Rex Chapman?? (@RexChapman) June 10, 2021
Can't sleep thinkin' about how much money those men got paid to hug for 24 minutes and whatnot.
— George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) June 7, 2021
You never hear much about normal bedfellows
— Matt Goldich (@MattGoldich) June 3, 2021
That vaccine magnet thing is no joke. I’ve been stuck to my fridge for two days.
— Chuck Martin (@MrChuckMartin) June 9, 2021
When you’re supposed to be the hype person but the edible already kicked in https://t.co/8tjrNaNtDQ
— THE™ Jessi Davin (@jessithebuckeye) June 9, 2021
This joke fucking sucks. pic.twitter.com/KPfsq3sQrs
— Sean Keane (@seankeane) June 7, 2021
God bless the fried pickle.
— Greg Miller (@GameOverGreggy) June 7, 2021
a horrible person will get rich inventing a vegan donut called a Don’tnut
— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) June 6, 2021
https://twitter.com/TheDillonOne/status/1401272913945321473?s=20
My self esteem preparing to watch any new Bo Burnham special pic.twitter.com/FPZPjn33PV
— Sara Schaefer (@saraschaefer1) June 5, 2021
https://twitter.com/mindykaling/status/1401035137630932992?s=20
Let's bring back waterbeds.
Are you in? Cuz I'm in.
— Casio Kid (@thecasiokid) June 5, 2021
Michael Porter Jr. being happy makes me feel like when Macaulay Culkin dies in My Girl.
— ian karmel (@IanKarmel) June 4, 2021