french fry perfume

French Fry Perfume Is Perfect For Men Who Like Their Women Deep-Fried

What’s your favorite smell in the whole wide world? Wait, wait – don’t tell us. It’s the smell of french fries sizzling in hot oil as you pull up to the drive-thru. (We know because a recent Pollfish survey that found almost 90% of Americans “find the smell of French fries irresistible.”)

Well, what if you could take that scent and, say, apply it to your lady friend? Guess what? Now you can.

If you wish your lover smelled like fried potatoes, the Idaho Potato Commission has you covered. It’s created a perfume called “Frites by Idaho” and it promises to mimic your go-to fast-food order thanks to distilled Idaho potatoes and essential oils.

“Whether you’re at a drive through restaurant or dining in, it’s near impossible to not grab a fry and take a bite before you dive into your meal,” Jamey Higham, president and CEO of the Idaho Potato Commission, said in a statement. “The smell is too good to resist.”

That’s the good news. The bad news is the limited-edition fragrance was retailing for $1.89 per 1.7 oz bottle – until it sold out. That run was followed by a brief giveaway. So you might’ve missed your chance to snap up a bottle of this greasy good perfume. Start clicking away on eBay, boys. Or try making some yourself at home?

Cover Photo: Idaho Potato Commission

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