Wipe that sweat off your brow, we made it through another week of madness. More and more people may be putting Twitter down to escape from the daily doom updates, and in doing so they could be missing out on some of the hilarity that is still out there trying to make the world not seem so glum. Thankfully you have us, and it’s Friday, which means it’s once again time for the funniest tweets of the week! If you were unfortunate to miss our last collection of tweets, not to worry, you poor bastard. We’re here for you if you need us. Now, catch up on all the Twitter insanity here then be sure to follow us on Twitter @Mandatory.
So what do y’all think? pic.twitter.com/BKPPClDwDy
— Lindsey Smith (@LindseySmithAZ) April 7, 2022
sonic movie 2 tomorrow. gonna dress up like sonic all day and fuck your mom. goodnight fam pic.twitter.com/Gn5p7AfmcT
— Ricky Berwick (@rickyberwick) April 6, 2022
My GF: You wanna get froyo?
Me: pic.twitter.com/jfu9Nozd14
— Ryan Satin (@ryansatin) April 5, 2022
Me trying to plug something in via USB
— Simon Miller (@SimonMiller316) April 4, 2022
JADA PINKETT YOU TRY TO STEAL MY FUCKING HAIRCUT YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF FOREVER
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) April 6, 2022
https://twitter.com/magichourbaby/status/1511057795914731520?s=20&t=62XFHv0VF8jGB6Ya5-9TzQ
https://twitter.com/DebraDiGiovanni/status/1511418023734775810?s=20&t=62XFHv0VF8jGB6Ya5-9TzQ
https://twitter.com/AviweN__/status/1510895760396664832?s=20&t=62XFHv0VF8jGB6Ya5-9TzQ
Congratulations on your Grammy, Louis CK! Jerks off to you, sir!
— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) April 4, 2022
Doctor: The crystals in your ears might be causing vertigo
Me: I knew it was only a matter of time before crystals did a white woman dirty
— Valerie Tosi (@valerie_tosi) April 4, 2022
gm to those who have lost full control of their life’s trajectory
— riri?? (@raunchonpizza) April 4, 2022
An added benefit from taking psylocibin for my depression is the healing conversations I have with my room humidifier.
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) April 2, 2022
https://twitter.com/umlautilde/status/1510328910302662661?s=20&t=62XFHv0VF8jGB6Ya5-9TzQ
COVID takes and takes and takes pic.twitter.com/hIpSLUQgDg
— Laurie Kilmartin (@anylaurie16) April 1, 2022
https://twitter.com/starring_indigo/status/1510385366238318596?s=20&t=62XFHv0VF8jGB6Ya5-9TzQ
