If you thought your Mother’s Day was packed to the brim with celebrations for your mom that included bottomless mimosas, endless brunch, and spending way too much money on gifts she didn’t even like, well, you haven’t met Nick Cannon yet.
In case you aren’t keeping count, the 41-year-old entertainer has fathered seven children with four different women, including ex-wife Mariah Carey. He’s currently expecting his eighth kid with model Bre Tiesi, with whom he recently jetted off to the Bahamas for a “babymoon” before their first child is born.
Cannon has so many kids, despite his own celibacy pledge and the death of his youngest son, who died from a brain tumor at only five months old. You’d think all the baby mama drama (not to mention the child support payments) would slow him down, but you’d be wrong.
Nick Cannon’s propensity for procreation has spawned plenty of jokes, especially from his pal Kevin Hart, who once pranked Cannon by sending him a vending machine of condoms. As we can see, Cannon hasn’t bothered to use them yet.
But far be it from us to stop the comedy of it all. Twitter had a grand old time imagining what such a prolific baby-maker’s Mother’s Day would look like, and we’ve rounded up the funniest tweets for your entertainment.
That said, remember that there’s nothing funny about unplanned pregnancy! (And if the Supreme Court gets its way on overturning Roe v. Wade, you’ll be stuck with any babies you make.) So make sure you don’t mimic Cannon’s behavior and instead wrap it up before you get it on!
Cover Photo: Shahar Azran / Contributor (Getty Images)
Nick Cannon facetiming all his baby mommas for Mother’s Day pic.twitter.com/FwG8uBdy5W
— It should’ve been Washington Redwolves (@KyrieIrvingSage) May 8, 2022
Nick Cannon had to get up at 5:30am to start sending his Happy Mother’s Day texts
— I appreciate you. (@DeeLaSheeArt) May 8, 2022
https://twitter.com/DTerrysdavis1/status/1523355464330665984?s=20&t=6kWkABnH_w3Or_DVDj2gPg
Me trying to find gifts after Nick Cannon finishes his Mother’s Day shopping. pic.twitter.com/PSerP0F0ok
— Chris Najdek ??♂️ (@Chris_Najdek) May 8, 2022
Someone on TikTok said nick cannon could be at an empty amusement park with all his kids and still have to wait in line ??????
— big texas tay general (@trippie_tayyy) May 7, 2022
Nick Cannon getting his flowers ready for today. pic.twitter.com/UzYdnyaunF
— Chris Najdek ??♂️ (@Chris_Najdek) May 8, 2022
nick cannon on a zoom mother’s day conference with all his bm’s pic.twitter.com/7QJrE5DKFk
— bella (@bellavega04) May 9, 2022
Nick cannon on Mother’s Day pic.twitter.com/HqBcXS86ln
— Capt. Sea Murda (@BladeBih) May 8, 2022
https://twitter.com/IsaiahMonroe23/status/1523355219081699328?s=20&t=6kWkABnH_w3Or_DVDj2gPg
All of Nick Cannon baby mammas pulling up on Mother’s Day to collect child support pic.twitter.com/6mEIwRq8i7
— Rich (@UptownDC_Rich) May 8, 2022
Nick Cannon on whatsapp wishing all his babies mammas… pic.twitter.com/ZlBdAeZbro
— MrTV_Mmekwa (@MmekwaMrtv) May 8, 2022
did Nick Cannon send his bms individual texts or did he put them all in a mass group chat?
— Name cannot be blank (@shaymontana__) May 8, 2022
nick cannon saying happy mother’s day today pic.twitter.com/9OF2nqvQIW
— jaz (@urnotthatscary) May 8, 2022
every single one of Nick Cannon baby mommas in a line waiting on a mother day gift pic.twitter.com/sIpNfF1kB7
— Jordan (@JordanShawnie) May 8, 2022
Nick Cannon by the end of today : pic.twitter.com/jusvo4Xv9n
— nathan (@868nathan) May 8, 2022
Nick cannon after celebrating Mother’s Day with the 5th baby momma pic.twitter.com/g4gk8JbBF5
— The Real Destiny Marilyn (@sweetnovacane) May 8, 2022
nick cannon rn pic.twitter.com/VA362MDsoj
— vea ⛓️ (@raveshorty) May 9, 2022
Nick Cannon FaceTiming his kids on Mother’s Day pic.twitter.com/jSXirZvZYF
— MaltLiquorPapi (@LowkeyBrilliant) May 8, 2022
Nick cannon today pic.twitter.com/CjXnTosSpb
— SSJ4 goku ?? (@Dro2H) May 8, 2022
I know nick cannon’s bank account be screaming on mothers days
— ???? (@Tripolian0) May 8, 2022
nick cannon after sending out all of his happy mothers day texts lol. pic.twitter.com/oRsVeD4EpW
— Coach Ryon J. Gilbert (@lyteAsArockRM14) May 8, 2022