Wipe that sweat off your brow, we made it through another week of madness. More and more people may be putting Twitter down to escape from the daily doom updates, and in doing so they could be missing out on some of the hilarious tweets that are still out there trying to make the world not seem so glum.
Thankfully you have us, and it’s Friday, which means it’s once again time for the funniest tweets of the week! If you were unfortunate to miss our last collection of tweets, not to worry. We’re here for you if you need us. Now, catch up on all the Twitter insanity here then be sure to follow us on Twitter @Mandatory.
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— Buyback Capital (@Larryjamieson_) August 23, 2022
Hey doctors, how about some habits for a shorter life. Let’s get this over with.
— Conan O’Brien (@ConanOBrien) August 24, 2022
Heat (1995) // My Dad Eating a Peach (2022) pic.twitter.com/GqNchqdgcI
— Will Martin (@mrwillmartin) August 23, 2022
imagine if spiders screamed when you found them
— (@slvppy) August 23, 2022
i wish we could have subtitles in real life bc i really can’t hear anything anyone is saying to me
— maya (@astralIic) August 22, 2022
I hate a menu with no pictures tf ima do imagine the plate
— leva (@itsbolevaa) August 23, 2022
She can’t cook but she can start an argument from scratch
— Toxichoodboys (@toxichoodboys) August 23, 2022
do Survivor with married couples already I want to see some blood
— Village Person (@SvnSxty) August 24, 2022
cant wait til i have my life together or til i die whichever one comes first
— Pain Be WILIN (@PainBeWILIN) August 23, 2022
