The question every gamer wants an answer to: “who is the final boss of the Internet?” After all, if you spend enough time playing most video games, eventually you’ll meet a powerful end boss that takes a million tries to defeat. Of course, the tubes are clogged with speculation. Here are a few theories:
Hairynerd
Special Attack: Zapper Slap
Gothime
Special Attack: Lip Pierce
The Freakstress
Special Attack: Make-Up Missiles
Mr. Forehead
Special Attack: Ponytail Whip
Sophisticat
Special Attack: Leg Rub
Cosplay Queen of Fire
Special Attack: Comic-Con Badge Assault
Anonymous
Special Attack: Brony Blast
You
Special Attack: Goofing Around With Cleverbot
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor-In-Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!
