10 Signs From A Funny Liquor Store

Sav-Mor Liquors has hilarious signs. I’m not just saying that because I’m drunk and everything is funny to me right now, though to be fair, I always drink plenty of Blogger Juice (tequila) before writing. These guys do a great job with their signs. Here are our 10 favorites:

 

Dads

Scotch also means, “I need to drink to forget how disappointed I am with you.”

 

Moms

Another great gift: her best years back.

 

Kids and Families

September is like summer vacation for adults, only not really.

 

The Best Present

Liquor vs. Season Tickets – now that’s a fight.

 

Valentine’s Day

Blah blah blah agreed.

 

Fireworks

It’s harder to see the 4th of July fireworks in the emergency waiting room.

 

The Environment

…and that’s why Al Gore shops here.

 

Remodeling

Mmm hmm.

 

Funny Sign

Eventually, even liquor signs go meta.

 

Geoffrey Golden is the Editor-In-Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!

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