This year, many of us learned about dressage, the Olympic horse dancing competition that I still can’t believe exists. Ann Romney is competing for the gold in the London 2012 games, but the event needs even more to electrify audiences. May I suggest dressage to rap music? Here are 6 videos of hip-hop dressage:
Shake That Ass
I’m sure the rapper was thinking “horse ass” when he wrote that lyric.
Dubstep
Slow motion, fancy hat.
Heat It Up
Starts at :29 – This is the closest Bubba Sparkxxx will ever get to a dressage event.
Sexy Back
Dressage always gets me in the mood.
Ice Ice Baby
Stop, collabo-nayyyy and listen.
Get It Poppin’
If Nelly was in the running for a Dressage gold medal, I’d watch it.
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!
