75 Best Fantasy Football Team Names

By B. Redd Reddoch

Wit. Puns. A twist of a phrase. Coming up with a quality fantasy football team name can be difficult. Unlike real sports, your team name needs to show off your humor and obvious intelligence. You obviously are a manager not to mess with if you have a great team name.

We’ve already walked you through the quarterbacks, running backs, wideouts and tight ends who should be on your draft boards for the 2013 season.  But to help you become the true envy of your league, I have scoured the internet, asked the funniest of the funny, and spent many a long night coming up with the best of the best in creative team monikers.

Each is suited to match Yahoo’s 20 character limit. Now go forth and show your league who’s boss. In no particular order, I present the top 75 fantasy football team names:

 

 

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Brian Reddoch is a CraveOnline reporter and rabid fan of all teams Seattle. You can follow him on Twitter @ReddReddoch and at www.facebookcom/craveonlinesports.com.

 

75 Best Fantasy Football Team Names

  • Forte Acres and a Mule

    Forte Acres and a Mule

    Russell and Flow
    Everyday,I’mRussellin
    12thMan’s 12AngryMen
    Forte Acres and a Mule
    Football is my Forte
    You Cam Dirty Apes
    Newton’sLawsofMotion
    Blount Force Trauma
    Zac Stacy’s Mom
    Manti’s __________

    (Photo by Tom Dahlin/Getty Images)

  • You emBoldin Me

    You emBoldin Me

    Watt,WattDon’tTellMe
    WattUTalkinBoutWillis
    Gore More Years
    There’sGoreinDemHills
    Boldins,NoResrvtions
    You emBoldin Me
    NoCryOverSpillerMilk
    Spiller Me Timbers

    (Photo by Ezra Shaw/Getty Images)

  • Geno 911!

    Geno 911!

    RexRyan’sSoleBrothers
    TheDevlinMadeMeDoIt
    Geno’s Dirty Sanchez
    Geno 911!
    Tavon Girl
    Give em Flacco
    The Flacco Cavemen
    Jimmy Graham Crackers
    Welker?BarelyKnewHer
    Welker Texas Ranger

    (Photo by Al Bello/Getty Images)

  • WhatWould Jones-Drew?

    WhatWould Jones-Drew?

    Harvin a Bad Time
    Harbroseph Montana
    Don’tAsomugha 2Mouth
    Talented Mr. Ridley
    One Crabtree Hill
    WholeWoodheadTaller
    Vernon Equinox
    Carlos Danger Rogers
    LounginInTheJacquizzi
    Pop Jacquizz
    WhatWould Jones-Drew?

    (Photo by Brian Cleary/Getty Images)

  • MattStaffordInfection

    MattStaffordInfection

    The Hurt Locker
    I Pitta the Fool
    Mingo Ate My Baby
    Landry Day
    NowYouLacyNowYouDont
    MattStaffordInfection
    NewMarshallInChitown
    AintEasyBeingAJGreen
    JamaalCharlesInCharge
    TheWalking Ed Reed
    50ShadesofRay(Lewis)

    (Photo by Al Messerschmidt/Getty Images)

  • My Vick in a Box

    My Vick in a Box

    Not To Schaubby
    My Vick in a Box
    Maclin Oat Brand
    Hold my Percy, Dear
    LaFell in Love
    Ingram of coke
    TakeItNTheCecilShorts
    SaluteUr CecilShorts
    RayRice&BeansJarvis
    Orton Hears A Who

    (Photo by Drew Hallowell/Philadelphia Eagles/Getty Images)

  • Breaston Show

    Breaston Show

    Clear Our Urlacher
    Eiferted in my Shorts
    Richard Shermanator
    A River Runs Suh It
    Breaston Show
    Late on Trent
    StephenJacksonWaxOff
    My Favorite Marshawn

    (Photo by Stacy Revere/Getty Images)

  • Luck Dynasty

    Luck Dynasty

    4th and Lynches
    Kaepern Crunch
    PromNight@T.Y.Hilton
    85 is the New Black
    Luck Dynasty
    Desean Also Rises
    Emperor ofthe Desean

    (Photo by Jim McIsaac/Getty Images)

B. Redd Reddoch
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