Time to watch the final episode of Futurama, think to yourself “that was a nice ending,” realize there will be no more Futurama, scream to the heavens until your voice is gone, drink some tea and check out these links!
Obama Assures Americans This Will Not Be Another 1456 Ottoman Siege Of Belgrade (The Onion)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/obama-assures-americans-this-will-not-be-another-1,33719/
Phew. I was worried Syria would become another… that.
10 Soon-To-Be Classic Futurama Clips
http://www.rollingstone.com/movies/pictures/futurama-10-key-moments-20130904/
R.I.P. The Future
Jack Nicholson Retires From Acting At Age 76
http://screencrush.com/jack-nicholson-retires/
There gooooooooes Johnny!
4 Recent News Stories The Media Pulled Out Of Their Asses
http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/4-recent-news-stories-media-pulled-out-their-asses/
Story #5: News can actually be pulled out of a butt!
15 Things Every Jew Wants You To Know On This Rosh Hashana
http://www.buzzfeed.com/danoshinsky/rosh-hashanah-the-q-and-a
Shana Tova, internet!
That’s all for this this supposedly retired edition of The Big List!
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!
