Old movies are so boring, mostly because they don’t have Inception-style soundtracks with a lot of braaaaahms in them. Also, not enough quick cuts! If I can perfectly understand the action, where’s the fun of being confused? Luckily, YouTube editors sliced up a few old films to make these viral videos. Here are modern trailers for 8 classic movies:
Monty Python And The Holy Grail
We are the knights who say… 3D! 3D!
Flight Of The Navigator
They’re gonna replace Paul Reuben’s voice with Vin Diesel’s.
2001: A Space Odyssey
Oh man, this movie’s gonna be so fast paced and action-filled!
Psycho
Is anything wrong? Uh… uhm… no?
Tron
If I’ve got to watch a “modern” version of Tron, can I watch this one instead?
Gone With The Wind
The music tells me how to feel!
Ace Ventura
His butt is now CGI.
Star Wars (J.J. Abrams)
So, yeah, this one’s really happening.
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor-In-Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans! Header via, 2.
