5 Hilariously Sexual Christmas Songs

This Christmas, Santa’s coming in your chimney. Or rather, he’s coming down your chimney. Actually, the first one, because the holiday season is all about giving the gift of doin’ it. If you don’t believe me, just ask these trustworthy holiday experts / raunchy comedians. Here are 5 hilariously sexual Christmas songs:

 

“F*** You, Mistletoe” – Kyle Dunnigan

Mistletoe is ruining traditional marriage.

 

“Let’s All Have A Sexual Christmas Night” – Peter Serafinowicz

Hey Ringo, get off your high horse/submarine.

 

“All I Want For Christmas Is A B.J.” – Galga TV

That’s the greatest gift of all.

 

“Christmas Sex” – Jack Douglass

How do posters have sex exactly?

 

“D*** In A Box” – The Lonely Island / Saturday Night Live

…and that’s what “Boxing Day” is all about.

 

Geoffrey Golden is the author of Frankenstein’s Girlfriend, a bestselling humor book on Amazon.

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