Coming into this NBA season with a playoff mandate from owner Dan Gilbert, the Cleveland Cavaliers have sputtered, stuttered and done everything negative short of waving the white flag en route to a dismal 18-33 record. With a young nucleus of talented ballers, including two number one picks, the Cavs were supposed to return to the postseason for the first time since LeBron James decided to take his talents to South Beach. Needless to say it has been a very long winter for Cleveland fans (three years and counting).
As one can imagine, everyone and their mother has an opinion to share exactly why this club isn’t sitting better than their current eleventh spot in the woeful Eastern Conference. From lack of chemistry to pouting stars, you name the excuse and it’s been thrown out there. The latest one being offered, though, just might take the cake for entertainment purposes, and may even prove opportunistic for the young team.
According to porn star Ava Devine, who TMZ Sports caught up to recently, the Cavs struggles stem from being sexually ‘pent up’. Taking this theory to the next level, Devine even offers up a little incentive to the team if they can turn it around and make the playoffs.
“I like them so much, I want to have sex with all of them,” said Devine to TMZ. “If they make the playoffs, I will bang them all, and bring a girlfriend.”
“I think they’re probably pretty pent up, that’s why they can’t win,”
Star of such adult films as ‘Pull My Hair And Call Me Stupid 2’ and ‘Gangland Cream Pie’, Devine has the resume to pull off this promise (she has 170 film credits at this time) though it’s extremely unlikely the young Cavaliers would take her up on the offer as that probably isn’t the type of experience they need to take it to the next level…
But hey, at least the Cavs can lace up their sneakers in the second half of the season knowing the 2010 Urban X Award nominee for Best Anal Performer is behind them…(pun intended)…unless they make the playoffs, that is, then all bets are off.
NOTE: The photo above is of porn star Sunny Leone. We could not find a picture of Ava Define within Getty Images and therefore had to settle on this beaut. We have to be at least somewhat SFW.
James LeBeau is an avid fantasy sports participant and a sports contributor for CraveOnline Sports. You can follow him on twitter @LoboISbroke or “like” CraveOnline Sports on Facebook.
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