Trolling #37: Roland Emmerich’s Godzilla RULES!

What with the release of the newest Godzilla film nigh (the first Godzilla film in 10 years), most audiences seem to be waiting in breathless anticipation. Godzilla occupies a unique niche in popular culture, having settled into a groove of affection that can only be carved by out decades of sheer longevity. There are few out there who have seen every Godzilla film (although I have), but many still adore the giant nuclear amphibian as a kind of elder statesman of genre cinema.

As such, at this particular epoch, with so much eagerness floating in the air, few seem eager to recall the last time America tried to make a Godzilla film. In 1998, director Roland Emmerich made a bloated, 139-minute English-language Godzilla in America, using mostly American actors, and reinventing the Godzilla mythos from scratch. Many of us recall this time with utter clarity, and recall especially the overheated vitriol that came with the movie, i.e. that despite its high box office numbers (it did make a then-whopping $136 million) it was being touted as one of the worst Hollywood blockbusters of all time.

Well, here at CraveOnline‘s Trolling (“We stomp the loved and vaunt the hated”), the very phrase “one of the worst Hollywood blockbusters of all time” gets our little fingertips a-burnin’. If something is as hated as Roland Emmerich’s 1998 Godzilla, then it is most certainly ripe for a deep reconsideration. And, after some elucidation, we have easily come to the following conclusion: Godzilla doesn’t suck. Indeed, One might even say that the 1998 Godzilla RULES! Let’s look this iguana monster deep into the eye, and find the real truth of this lovely and underrated classic.  



Is the film too long? Indeed it is. Is the plot convoluted? It’s safe to agree with that. Is the main character a bit of a drag? I suppose he is, a bit. But the triumphs of the 1998 Godzilla may outstrip the negatives. What we have at the end of the day is a fun, spirited reinterpretation of a movie legend using a modern idiom, a new story, more human characters, and up-to-date special effects. What we have is a good monster movie.  


Witney Seibold is the head film critic for Nerdist, and a contributor on the CraveOnline Film Channel, and co-host of The B-Movies Podcast. You can read his weekly articles Trolling here on Crave, and follow him on “Twitter” at @WitneySeibold, where he is slowly losing his mind. 

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