We ain't got nothing on these folks.
It's science.
That is 'literally' the best prank ever.
If you're gonna slack off, try to be a little less obvious about it.
*commence baby fever*
LOLin' on the river.
Those things are deadly.
Cheers to the good news!
Blaming it on the dog never works.
I'm mad as hell as this note will prove that.