Alarming Rate of Young Men Getting Vasectomies Has Perfect Built-In Pick-Up Line, Climate Crisis Doubles as Great Excuse When No Women Want Your Babies Now that's what we call ballin'.
Meanwhile in Illinois: After-School Satan Club Is Now in Session, Now There’s a Bumper Sticker All Parents Want Amen to that.
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Meanwhile at CES: Japanese Engineers Introduce Cat Toy That Sucks On Your Finger (‘Cause That Won’t End Pervertedly) This is one pussy you might want to avoid.
Cannabis Compounds Prevent Covid Infection, Says Study We’d Happily Be Guinea Pigs For Puff, puff, pass to prevent coronavirus.
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Meanwhile in Germany: Tetris Bar Lets You Play Games 14 Stories Off Ground (What Could Go Wrong?) Somebody didn’t think this through.
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Sex Party Leader Fiona Patten Urges Fellow MPs To Be Honest About Their Drug Use "This debate would be far more informative if every journalist, every politician and every commentator on the subject of cannabis…