Mandatory Memes of the Week 10-04-2021 It’s Monday again and we’re sure you’re feeling just like us when we remember the glory that was the weekend.…
Meanwhile in NFL: Carolina Panthers Debut ‘Mixed Reality’ Panther, Somehow Better Than Their Chances of Winning Super Bowl The Carolina Panthers seem to have found their goodluck charm in the new "mixed-reality" Panther they debuted at the 2021…
Meanwhile in Catholicism: Bishop Quits the Cloth to Grind Out Some Satanic Erotic Fiction, Take a Guess What His First Title Will Be A Spanish Bishop who previously supported the practice of gay conversion therapy has quit, but not why you might thing.…
‘Restless Anal Syndrome’ Is the New, Terrifying Reason to Fear Covid-19 A colonoscopy didn’t show anything out of the ordinary. This is when they diagnosed him with a neurological ailment similar…
Mandatory Laughs: Today’s Funny Photos For 10-04-2021 Without today’s collection of funny photos (or the last one), we’re afraid you’re not getting the daily recommended laughs, and we…
Honest Timelines: The Potentially Ingenious Plan of Brian Laundrie and His Parents Following the Death of Gabby Petito Put on your spectacles, people, it's time to start speculating.
Meanwhile in Nature: Scientists Discover Horny Chimp Masturbating With DIY ‘Sex Toy’ (That’s What We Call Evolution) To all those who say there’s no way we evolved from chimps, we say: this story is about to change…
Meanwhile in Florida: Army Vet Scoops Up Alligator With Recycling Bin, Hopefully Won’t Emerge as a Purse (Video) Today’s Florida Man report actually involves some clever, quick thinking.
Meanwhile on TikTok: Mystery Man Goes Viral Trying to Prove He’s Not Brian Laundrie (Could’ve Fooled Us) Most of the time, if you’re told you look like a celebrity, it’s a compliment. Not so for one unnamed…
Mandatory Laughs: Today’s Funny Photos For 10-01-2021 Without today’s collection of funny photos (or the last one), we’re afraid you’re not getting the daily recommended laughs, and we…